The kind of face you just want to guillotine.

This makes no sense. Taylor Negron could never fit inside one of those things. RIP.

Anyone who keeps outdoor cats in coyote territory is just an asshole. Can confirm. Do live in coyote territory.

Satan's not conservative enough either.

Shit would be up on blocks with no wheels if they left it in my neighborhood

Did you see how big these rims are?!

As a former Olive Garden cook, I totally get this.

The terrorists won when she took the time to set up a tripod and a remote timer.

(Edit: Meaning, she wasn't taking pictures at all. Somebody else was.)

c/ThatHappened

Especially The Terminator of horses. That thing is on frickin roids.

The hottest club in NYC has everything, Michael Jackson's ghost, Elephant Man bones, E.T. bones, Dan Cortese...

Yes, I'll have the Junior Whop.

Bluesky too.

[Nick Offerman in Deadwood, for the dipstick that downvoted such majesty]

To be clear, this would, in fact, not be ADA-compliant so that sign would not be legal. The sign itself is obstructing a safe grip, on top of all the other flaws going on here, obviously. Unsurprisingly, this is Elfin Cove, Alaska's claim to fame, according to an image search.

(Edit: I'm still embarrassed I wrote this aktshually)

People could not get enough My Dinner With Andre jokes in 82

Did he though? Has anyone actually read this piece?

He made a slight caveat. That's it. It's not political. It's not at all "lamenting" about anything.

“I know some of you may have strong feelings about this mission. That’s okay. You are citizens first, but you’re also service members who took an oath to support and defend the Constitution and follow the orders of the President and the Governor. That oath doesn’t come with an asterisk that says, “only when I agree with the mission.”

“I’ll be honest with you — I know this isn’t easy. Some people in Oregon won’t understand or won’t support this mission. Some might even be hostile about it. But we’ve been through tough situations before. We are professionals who do our duties, regardless of how it’s received.”

“Don’t post about unit movements, mobilization details, or operational information. Please don’t get into political arguments online while wearing the uniform or identifying yourself as a member of the Oregon Guard. Understand you represent something bigger than yourself, and the public is watching. Show them the professionalism I know you’re capable of.”

Almost posted this myself til I realized the headline was bullshit. In fact, quite the opposite, this reads as browbeating, condescending, and insulting. Hardly a passionate expression of grief or sorrow, Ken Klippenstein.

Conservative hole ignorance is what got us all into this mess in the first place. They must be so proud.

Now, why would he do a thing like that?

I'm convinced he will hand the keys (to the US back door and to controlling the rest of the world) to Putin and no level of shock and surprise will make that something he wouldn't do gladly.