c/AntiJokes

Big roadie money.

We moved on to banana boards.

Thanks! Chopper bars.

(Somehow deleted above comment.)

Anyone who keeps outdoor cats in coyote territory is just an asshole. Can confirm. Do live in coyote territory.

Satan's not conservative enough either.

Shit would be up on blocks with no wheels if they left it in my neighborhood

Did you see how big these rims are?!

As a former Olive Garden cook, I totally get this.

c/ThatHappened

The terrorists won when she took the time to set up a tripod and a remote timer.

(Edit: Meaning, she wasn't taking pictures at all. Somebody else was.)

The hottest club in NYC has everything, Michael Jackson's ghost, Elephant Man bones, E.T. bones, Dan Cortese...

Especially The Terminator of horses. That thing is on frickin roids.

Back in the smoking days, they'd say blowing smoke in someone's face is code for you wanna do it right now. We used to talk about it at parties. None of us understood who it was code for. Probably swingers before us punkers in the 80s. Anytime you did it on accident, people would crack jokes like hey now you gotta go screw your buddy Steve or your sister or whatever. Kind of like accidentally giving someone a green m+m.

Bluesky too.

Yes, I'll have the Junior Whop.