The duvet cover, not the duvet. The duvet cover fits all good with a bunch of other things in most machines.

What if the apple is green because I only eat Granny Smiths?

It does, there are multiple people on youtube that have effectively cooked soup in their coffee machines and used other appliances for food like the dishwasher for example.

Go on any incel echo chamber and you'll know.

I love these!

That should be super easy. Just make a massive database of random stuff and put them in a sentence structured "XX is YY because ZZ" with no other explanation.

Possible with anorexia and bulimia though.