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Anon is suspicious
We're in a fucking 4chan greentext community. Stop censoring shit.
We signed up to get pissed on, so stop using water.
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Anon tries to impress a girl
Straight and real. Anon didn't get laid.
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Under da sea
He's leaving out a key element in the process here.
King Triton was dropping fucking LOADS.
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Anon shoots some hoops
Real and straight.
Anon didn't have sex.
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True Love [pie comic]
I recently asked if she could pop a zit I couldn't reach on my back, and she said she "preferred not to, as it's a bit gross".
Should I break up with her?
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rule
Where do I get the rat slippers?
Asking for a friend.
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Gamers aged 55+ account for almost a third of gamers now, and that share is on the rise.
I don't believe those numbers for a second, and they're trying to charge 3k for access. That's absurd.
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Anons discuss PC vs console gaming
My brother got our PS3 confiscated for a year because he left bangbros open and forgot to turn the ps3 off, just the TV. Parents found out after we came home from church.
I'm STILL pissed. I was in a MAG clan and when I got it back the game was dead.
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Anon hangs out at the gym
Anon didn't get laid.
Story is probably true.
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A tweet from the future
Is emo cringe, or is it too nostalgic for that now?
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anon has gone too far
This one right here officer
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itunes gift cards
I am redeeming the card now
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Anon meets a good man
John Goodman once gave me cocaine at a bar near the Chinese Theater in Hollywood, and none of my coworkers were there to see it so they didn't believe me.
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They made her hot not scary...
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Although not peer reviewed or replicated, a NASA veteran claims their Propellantless Propulsion Drive, that physics says shouldn’t work, just produced enough thrust to overcome Earth’s gravity
Did nobody else see this was written by a FUCKING SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR?
The flags are there, and they are red.
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I'd also wear this VLC media player costume
Where can I buy a cone costume?
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Italian Police Seize $50 Million In Counterfeit Retro Gaming Consoles And Games
What a joke. Valuing pirated games as full value for a fucking video game bust.
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Anon gets a lesson in genetics
Fake and gay. Anon had sex.
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I'm cumming
My ex-girlfriend used to break oatmeal cookies over my bare chest and would vacuum it up with a Bissell handheld vacuum. She'd call me her oatmeal boy and make me empty the vacuum after we were done.
She got out of prison last year and tried to crash at my place. Haven't heard from her since.
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spoopy costumes
My younger cousin once came back from a fishing trip at a local pond in Nebraska and kept talking about the butt fish and how its face looked like a butt. So you'd ask him what he meant and what did it look like, and then he'd drop his pants and moon you and run away.
His name was Garrett, and now he's married and took over the family ranch. I wonder how his wife puts up with him.