It still gets me that the Ferengi were mostly unknown to the Federation, yet by the time of DS9 they're almost a widely known cornerstone of economics in the Alpha Quadrant.

My headcanon is that some of the PADDs are 1-time use with read only memory that can't have the data loaded or transferred off it. A secure way of passing information.

have a Harry Kim joke, but I'm just not ready to promote it

What's even funnier is when he tells how he came up with his "mystery box" method. He tries to play it off as some kind of profound insightful story from his childhood about magic shops. But then he explains it as the magic shops would package the junk that didn't sell into an unmarked "mystery box" to create intrigue which duped people into buying it. He outright admits he's selling junk

Dude...2 HUGE missed opportunities...

"Saying hwat hweird"

"Data, hwould you kindly prep the hweapons"

Did you ever hook up with hWhoopie Goldberg?

All the time.

I can't remember which series this is from but I swear I remember them saying that the grav plating still holds a charge even in the event of total power failure. So even when the ship is disabled, gravity will maintain it's hold for a period of time and then will slowly dissipate

Lt Cmdr Shorsey: Seven of Nine, I'd treat you so good! I'd go through a Year of Hell just to clean your regeneration alcove.

On the Third day movie he rose again!

Blue gills have transported into the chat

I used to be a piece a shit!

The guy on the left looks like Lucas Lee from Scott Pilgrim, and the right looks like Matt Damon

Had someone complain to me why their home PC was running impossibly slow. Long story short, they had paid versions of McAfee and Norton running at the same time as Stopzilla

Huh