Regulatory Capture

You can run, but you'll only run out of gas.

That bullshit and menu items you can only get through an app.

Went to Taco hell with a bunch of friends. We went inside to get our order because I'm not an asshole and didn't want to hold up the drive thru with our large order. We asked for something my friend wanted and they said it could only be ordered in app.

We all said fuck that and left. The Managers face was priceless.

Most people I know keep their Raid under the kitchen sink. I'm going to buy a big bag of plastic spiders and place them on their cans.

We are voting to give ourselves an increase on per diem, but we are also cutting food stamps benefits.