And sometimes the official stats suck. The 2014 Tarrasque was just sad. And if Tabaxis get Cat's Claws, Cat's Talent, Feline Agility, and Darkvision, cats should have those too. Along with a jump height of more than -1 feet.

I feel like having no way to legally get food or shelter would make it more likely they'd commit crime again, not less.

I looked into this more. Reddit (created by Steve Huffman and Alexis Ohanian) merged with Infogami (created by Aaron Schwartz). There are people calling Aaron Schwartz one of the founders, but that doesn't seem entirely accurate.

Wow that's enough for checks notes three quarters of a scroll.

You can only make one object. I could understand if it was a big pot of soup, but I don't see how this counts as one object.

Here's how I'd use Fabricate to cook:

1. Fabricate plate mail.
2. Sell the plate mail.
3. Use the money to hire a chef.

Don't you hate it when someone spends an hour attuning to a magic item before anyone can stop them?

This is a steel folding chair. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with diamonds. It menaces with spikes of pigtail cloth. On the folding chair is an image of a dwarf and dwarves. The dwarf is making a plaintive gesture.

Me at 20: I'm never going to need Chebyshev distance in real life. Why am I learning this?

Headcanon: Hercules actively kept people using his Roman name even as the Greek names became more popular because "Heracles" means "Hera is great" and he knows first-hand that she is not. Though I'm not sure why he doesn't just go by his birth name of Alcaeus.

In Sindarin (the most common Elvish language), not Entish.

In D&D, fungi are considered plants, which means a fairy circle is a valid target for Transport via Plants.

Relevant xkcd

"I'll never give up my grandfather's axe. But the handle does need replacing." Swaps out the handle with the one from the +1 axe. "You know, the head is looking a bit scuffed up too." Swaps the heads.

I'm terrible at coming up with backstories. I guess that means I don't have any insecurities.

Relevant xkcd

You have to stab him with a dagger too and see which is worse.

Aren't drow Australian?

Much more powerful in 3.5, where salt was worth as much as silver for some reason. And it was a trade good, meaning it's worth the same right next to the ocean where salt is plentiful as it is far away from it when there's no trading route available.

If you really want to make this powerful, presumably if there's more water there you just destroy some of it, so destroy only the hydroxide ions and make a Coulomb explosion with the power of an antimatter bomb.

Hideo Kojima: "I want to make a game that's nothing but cutscenes."

Hideo Kojima: "I've been informed that that's called making a movie."

Context?