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Alternatively: vampires who still don't know how to use any slang that evolved after their own youth.

"I'm carrying this team like the beast with two backs"

"Never look a Trojan horse in the mouth"

"She was so mad her face launched a thousand ships"

"If circuses had bread, then the clowns wouldn't eat lost children"

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My eyes are bleeding

Morrissey: “please, please tell me why, a vampire bit me in the eye”.

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