10 years ago if someone had told me that in the future the tantrums of a billionaire petulant manchild would decide what features are available in your already paid for car I wouldn't have believed them.

I'm pretty sure the haunted Victorian pencil that is Jacob Rees-Mogg said that the UK not having universal USB-C was a "Brexit benefit". God help us all.

Doesn't exactly match up but I use Factorio for this. Or more accurately it uses me.

IT DISGUSTED ME

Well he's not exactly known for taking warranted criticism well...

His legal basis is that he thinks he's right

I think you just discovered the cure for inceldom, congratulations.

Ops coworker completed a side quest

Oh god he'd actually do this and employees would have to try to get the weakest CPU possible so percentage utilisation would be higher.

Maybe I'm wrong but I always took it as a metaphor for class. At one point Skinner literally calls linguine a rat. Also Skinner wanted to turn the restaurant into a frozen food empire...

Somehow it's up

Or social anxiety which is the special kind of purgatory where you constantly rethink about how you're going to reply but don't actually do it and the more time that passes the worse it gets...

The hardest choices require the strongest wills

[Insert Tom Scott Video Here]

Thank you Elon for successfully doing what others failed to achieve by destroying twitter.

Not entirely the case anymore. Libreboot switched to a blob reduction policy in order to support more hardware. Hopefully this will bring things forward quite a bit over the next year.

Honestly as a kid I thought I had opened a wormhole in my bedroom. I was sleeping on the floor on an inflatable mattress which had an attached bedsheet that didn't come off. During the night I turned on my side, flipped the bed, it hooked onto the wardrobe door handle and I was suspended upside down diagonally.

I'm convinced bedding defies physics at this point.

On behalf of Britain - please don't

This is very bittersweet living in the UK. But still obligatory fuck Apple.

Isn't it pretty much expected? There was a massive boost during the API controversy then it dropped off as the number of active users stabilised. I don't think Lemmy will immediately replace Reddit like people want it to, just a slow gradual migration of communities. After all the migration from Digg to Reddit took years. I've got no doubt that Reddit will make more dumb decisions that will push more over to Lemmy.

Honestly I just want communities like /r/framework to move over and some UK subs like /r/frugaluk and /r/casualuk then I'm happy.