10 years ago if someone had told me that in the future the tantrums of a billionaire petulant manchild would decide what features are available in your already paid for car I wouldn't have believed them.

I'm pretty sure the haunted Victorian pencil that is Jacob Rees-Mogg said that the UK not having universal USB-C was a "Brexit benefit". God help us all.

Doesn't exactly match up but I use Factorio for this. Or more accurately it uses me.

IT DISGUSTED ME

Well he's not exactly known for taking warranted criticism well...

His legal basis is that he thinks he's right

I think you just discovered the cure for inceldom, congratulations.

Ops coworker completed a side quest

Oh god he'd actually do this and employees would have to try to get the weakest CPU possible so percentage utilisation would be higher.

Maybe I'm wrong but I always took it as a metaphor for class. At one point Skinner literally calls linguine a rat. Also Skinner wanted to turn the restaurant into a frozen food empire...

Somehow it's up

Or social anxiety which is the special kind of purgatory where you constantly rethink about how you're going to reply but don't actually do it and the more time that passes the worse it gets...

[Insert Tom Scott Video Here]

The hardest choices require the strongest wills

Not entirely the case anymore. Libreboot switched to a blob reduction policy in order to support more hardware. Hopefully this will bring things forward quite a bit over the next year.

Thank you Elon for successfully doing what others failed to achieve by destroying twitter.

Honestly as a kid I thought I had opened a wormhole in my bedroom. I was sleeping on the floor on an inflatable mattress which had an attached bedsheet that didn't come off. During the night I turned on my side, flipped the bed, it hooked onto the wardrobe door handle and I was suspended upside down diagonally.

I'm convinced bedding defies physics at this point.

This is very bittersweet living in the UK. But still obligatory fuck Apple.

On behalf of Britain - please don't

AMD has been putting a lot of L3 cache on their consumer CPUs. The 5800X3D has 96mb of L3 cache.