Think people who work these soft white collar jobs don't understand how common it is for working people to have to piss in bottles during the work day.

Bigger than men at work/Colin hay or the wiggles?

It's a good cop bad cop situation.

Only fired no jail time.

I buzz my own head. I can't afford 20 a month for haircuts.

As someone who works outside most of the day, this meme is bullshit. It's hot as fuck out here and it's not even summer yet.

Ironically mercury while being the closest planet to the sun, isn't the hottest planet in the solar system. Venus takes that title because of its atmosphere holding so much co2. Im sure its fine were putting so much of it in our atmosphere.

Forget squid, what happened to MargotRobbie?

He's already had a hand in the deaths of over 100000 1000000 Americans why would he care about 60 more?

you see that's the thing, its not exactly blue stats. its blue city's, islands surrounded by hundreds of miles of red oceans

What do you mean, the best part about working a late shift is that management is at home not fucking around in my business.

Chuds wearing sneakers.

reminds me of the classic joke, Mickey, you say you want to divorce Minnie because she's silly? No, i said she was fucking goofy!

Don't answer anyway, if they have a warrent they will come in regardless.

It's an addiction for a lot of people.

I haven't ate meat in 6/7 days, broke down and had a BLT yesterday. Tough to give up the bacon completely but I'm working on it.

Takeout every day? Your monthly food bills gotta be over 1k

And nothing of value was lost.

Something like 90% of houses in this area have some kind of camera on it. I hate being filmed by these shitheads 24/7.

I always figured they were made for the kind of person who would screech if the lights go out unexpectedly.