If I had to take a stab at this I'd say I'm an 'Unemployed novelist/lawyer with social media manager and game author tendencies' otherwise known as an #IndieAuthor 🤔😂

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I never let the truth ruin a good story... But then again I'm a writer A.K.A professional liar 😜😂

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Okay @aanee it's not exaclty the meme that was promised but it's in the right general direction 😜😂

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If I had known then what I know now I could have saved so much time and gotten isolated and weird so much sooner 😜😂

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If you try to compete with shitposts, you're gonna have a bad time 😂

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So, what I'm hearing is don't read my own work once it's published? 😁

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I take this as definitive evidence that we live in an inherently unjust universe, and maybe I'm being a bit dramatic, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong 😜😂

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If procrastinating was an olympic sport, I'd have ALL the medals 😂

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I had a double shot of this today, two new reviews were just posted on The Last Philosopher: Part Two 😊🎉

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Readers like their WIPs slightly burnt right? Asking for a friend... 😜😂

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Slighty burnt ebook available here: https://books2read.com/b/m0pJYA

I'm in this meme and I don't like it 😜 😂

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The thing they don't tell you about so called "professional industry" people is they have no idea what they're doing either 😂

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I wouldn't say I do this, but sometimes "that part" is unavoidable 😊

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The struggle is real! 😜😂

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Am I the only one who started writing just to see if I could🤔😂

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/45665878

Tl;dr - juggling, obviously

But for those of you that do not have a sense that where it goes right and/or wrong when it does and doesn't, and other fun aneurisms at the office, I am Victorious Phoenix, retard extraordinare, famous for things like my sex cult and infamous for things like the Craigslist incident, and this is me being humble, btw.

You may have noticed I did an tyop up there in the titlootski, but that is one aspect of where my skill is innately employed. Every dingledoodle, bimbapper, and messiah candidate who has written more than two pages of something creative of their own voluition calls themselves a good writer. Finishing the first draft of a chapter warrants the ignobelian use of great.

Hence, I am a skilled righter, because I am the world's largest hebephile at large and I stand up for the rights of everybody who, no seriously, I right my sins is the joke, where sin is obviously "defilement" in the Ālaya-vijñāna, which is the möbiation of one's karmic/quantum entanglements within the topological matrix we are not IN, but rather ARE.

And that's why juggling made me the wordsmithing juggernaut with astronomical daily word count (record: without amphetamines - 8k-ish, with amphetamines - 16,284) with merit on SOME axises of, uh, merit, because you are what you entangle yourself with.

After that acid trip where I was abducted by the Crazy Indigo Aliens and taught about the psychotronic spiritual warfare I previously deduced MUST be happening in our police state, I thought I had a job waiting for me, so I wrote a lot, like 500-1000 words a day, erryday, then joined a cult, escaped, realized I was a woman on another acid trip, became homeless, traveled the country, started a sex cult built around incestuous necrophilia for platypuses, got v& by the FBI, talked my way out of it, wrote my book on meth, escaped my one handler in the CIA to be rescued from homeless by my compassionate life partner who may have set me up, and now I just have a sex cult for kids. It's educational; I teach those that laugh at such a thing about how much Jesus loves them!

But the reason for that is because I accidentally told my ROTC cadre that my sister (nonexistent) got me pregnant. It's a fun situation I'm in, having been chosen to kickstart the completely onrails revolution with a courtcase so fucky that children and adults alike will be unable to resist going through my just recently suspended X account in the same way they couldn't resist going through the Epstein emails, cuz I'm his boss, btw, that still very alive cop who's friends with that orange cop-in-chief, similar to Hunter Biden and the Clintons, and Israel; lost tribe strategy - have part of your network play the heel for intelligence gathering and counterintelligence potential.

But I'm just bait, being this master baiter (skilled righter AND performance artist playing an authentic, autobiographical character), cuz I know everything I type is regalinated on a keylogger thanks to Pegasus II because of:

1. The bomb incident

2. The schizophrenia

3. Craigslist incident

4. I have been set up

5. Repeat 4 infinitely

I'm sure it looks bad on paper, but hey, at least I know God is good, because look at the fucking line length! GOAT of goat starers, right here! And that's because I busted my ass in complete psychosis, thanks to MKULTRA and Obama. I entangled myself with positive things, which means I made my neurons fire and then there were a lot more connections.

Waking up and journaling in free-writing stream of consciousness is great for that purpose, and also works as a great therapy. Likewise, having an additional art to channel your creative potential through can make some important connections. In living the life of the artist you want to be, you will grow to become that artist. Performance art as a whole helped give me exposure therapy and conditioned me out of much maladaptation about being a genuine schizoautismo oblivious savant (I am so counterintelligent).

God says this is good. More? No I don't wanna! I am master of my own destiny, so I can create on a whim and be perfectly content to stop in the middl

The real question is why we're built to hate everything that's good for us 🤔😂

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I wouldn't say this is always true, some of my characters dislike minor inconveniences just as much as me 😂

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Fry: "Um... yeah, that ring's a bell."

I love the writing of the early seasons of Futurama so much 😜😂

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I've given up on trying to understand this, it's unsolvable! 😂

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