YSK: currently there are no passenger flights going to mars
so if you where planning on going this or next year, you might have to wait a bit longer.
YSK: There's an easy way to sound like a craquelure-obsessed weirdo if you don't have time to write a script and hand it to 50 news anchors.
For best results, I recommend a frequency of 25 Hz and a wet level of about a third. No need to talk like a Dalek either--just use your natural voice.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_modulationOpen linkView original on lemmy.worldSYSK: Post like me, I totally read the room and everything
Just gonna put myself on the pillory here:
YSK: shampoo is not, in fact, "fake poo."
Don't try to wash your hair with real poo.
It won't clean your hair.
(And you'll need a lot more shampoo after you try.)
(In order to clean all the real poo out of your hair.)
YSK: the male echidna's penis has four heads
Although only two of them are used at a given time.