YSK: There's an easy way to sound like a craquelure-obsessed weirdo if you don't have time to write a script and hand it to 50 news anchors.
For best results, I recommend a frequency of 25 Hz and a wet level of about a third. No need to talk like a Dalek either--just use your natural voice.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_modulationOpen linkView original on lemmy.worldSYSK: Post like me, I totally read the room and everything
Just gonna put myself on the pillory here:
YSK: shampoo is not, in fact, "fake poo."
Don't try to wash your hair with real poo.
It won't clean your hair.
(And you'll need a lot more shampoo after you try.)
(In order to clean all the real poo out of your hair.)
YSK: the male echidna's penis has four heads
Although only two of them are used at a given time.
YSK: In the US? Change your password!
Per the US CISA's March mandates, most residents will be required to set the password "butthole123" for all accounts and devices by December 31st. No alternative password is permitted in any place, and all airgaps must be bridged by the December 31st deadline.
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