YSK: shampoo is not, in fact, "fake poo."
Don't try to wash your hair with real poo.
It won't clean your hair.
(And you'll need a lot more shampoo after you try.)
(In order to clean all the real poo out of your hair.)
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Shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends
I wish to subscribe to more sham facts
The 2020 election was rigged.
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Read instructions and washed hair with poo 10/10 would not recommend
It’s lather, rinse, repeat.
When do I stop? I am in a never ending loop of lathering my hair with shit and rinsing it off.
I may have pink eye meow, plz send help!
*Brown eye
Hey man at least you aren't washing your poo with hair. It does a good job getting out the corn, but I just don't know if it's worth it.
I followed the instructions... I lathered, then rinsed, then it said repeat, so I lathered, then rinsed, then it said repeat so I lathered and then rinsed and it said repeat...
I haven't left the shower is 35 years....
The barman put a shamrock in my pint of Guinness.
It broke my teeth. Turns out it was a real rock.
If you have to ask and question about this ....
.... then we also have to remind you not to remove your teeth to turn them into paste
If shampoo is not fake poo, does that mean it is then real poo?
How is this not in /c/[email protected] ?
It could be both.
Shampoo is better. It goes on first and cleans the hair.
Conditioner is better! It goes on after and makes rhe hair silky and smooth!
Shut up, swan!
Okay Hawkeye
Billy and Mandy moment