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imsorryjon·I'm sorry, Jonbyorenj [he/they]

The Forgiveness of Jon

Met by Saint Jon The Archangel in the writhing pits of hell, the beast was pinned, prone on the floor. He had taken many forms throughout the ages. From the creator of man to the far reaches of the universe, his perpetual reincarnations reigned throughout space and time… until now. His form was weak, the opposition strong. The time for atonement had finally come.

Battered, torn, exposed, the beast slacked his gaping maw.

"I'm sorry, Jon" he whispered.

The archangel raised his flaming blade.

"You are forgiven, Garfield"

And the beast exhaled his last.

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imsorryjon·I'm sorry, JonbyRustyNova

I'm horny, Jon [ToothyBj]

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/47074229

::: spoiler Transcript [Jon walks up to a ringing phone] [Jon answers the ringing phone] Liz yells: JON RUN! Jon: Oh, hey Liz! Liz yells: JON, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! [Jon turns to look at Garfield off screen. The silhouette of a sexy body with the head of Garfield can be seen on the back wall] Liz screams: GARFIELD IS A SUCCUBUS! Garfield: Hi, Jon [The phone drops to the ground] Liz screams: DON’T FUCK HIM! :::

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