Spyke
lemmy.world

lol you don't have to out yourself like that bud, I'm sure you'll get past the shallow stage of a relationship eventually.

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lemmy.world

"Bud?" Is that how you address a woman with long flowing hair and a soft gentle voice who wears pink frilly dresses? You're calling me "Bud?" I'm glad I'm not your wife.

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lemmy.world

by the sound of it me too hahaha. idk why you wanna claim bud for guys but you have a good one ma'am

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Sex is great but have you ever tried having a captive audience for every awful joke you can think of?

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