pdadjokes·Dad Jokesbypostgeographix I took the shell off a snail, to see if it would go faster...... Turns out it only became more sluggishView original on lemmy.world430Comments9
KKSposh lemmy.world6Hide 6 repliesreeeeeee good one though! but don't snails need their shells to live? genuine question, I have no idea15
Ben replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyThey're mostly for defence. The best way to attack snails is with an a-salt rifle.9
CCorhen replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyi mean, in the same way a turtle needs its shell, and you need your bones. Its not something you can just "take off"8
ppostgeographix replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyI think they do? Usually i just toss them outside the garden when i find them, i am not actually into experiments on sentient wildlife6
KKSposh replylemmy.worldyeaaa I'm ok without trying out that experiment 😅 I'll just put them near the dirt instead2
Ben replylemmy.worldI tried to snort yesterday. Got some coke and a straw Damn ice cube got stuck in my nose. 7
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good one though! but don't snails need their shells to live? genuine question, I have no idea
They're mostly for defence. The best way to attack snails is with an a-salt rifle.
i mean, in the same way a turtle needs its shell, and you need your bones. Its not something you can just "take off"
that does make a lot of sense
I think they do? Usually i just toss them outside the garden when i find them, i am not actually into experiments on sentient wildlife
yeaaa I'm ok without trying out that experiment 😅 I'll just put them near the dirt instead
Instant sub. Lol got me to snort
I tried to snort yesterday.
I hope this doesn’t get salty