They learned nothing.

Damn, so nothing interesting from Ubisoft in the next few years

This sounds like an Onion article. Eleven games!

.....visible groan

Man, I can't wait to play the same game 11 more times.

Also, forget critical thinking and skill based combat. Please add more arcade-y style combat and force me to spend more time grinding my levels up to give me that sweet, sweet sense of accomplishment.

...oh uuuubisoft