lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyWashedOver When you've been in the pool a little too long...View original on lemmy.ca393Comments20Reply
wwhatever replylemmy.worldHey, don't pull the racist card on me, some of my best friends are dolphins. I am 1/16 of a dolphin myself. I just heard a lot of them are Trump voters.8Reply
BeigeAgenda replylemmy.caYes, if it gets shy/cold enough it can end up as an innie, cycling can also trigger it.6Reply
MMr_Dr_Oink lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyMy wife said to me once, in the changing rooms after swimming, you've lost your penis. I, being perfectly secure about my dong, cried in the corner for an hour before refusing to speak to her till she got me mcdonalds.20Reply
TTheBlue22 replylemmy.blahaj.zoneFucking A brother I too am perfectly secure about my apparatus and not cry when gf makes a joke sometimes5Reply
sson_named_bort lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyI don't know how you guys walk around with those things.15Reply
pplactagonic sopuli.xyz1Hide 1 replyWhen friends ask me how cold is water I usually answer "Cold about 3cm cold" or something like that.8Reply
kkusivittula sopuli.xyzi can relate. and i usually accelerate until i can shift to 2nd before i present my shifter to anyone.3Reply
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So you feel you were short changed?
It shrinks?
Like a frightened turtle!
I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
Yes. Female?
Yes. Elephant?
Yes. Dolphin?
Hell no
Hey, don't pull the racist card on me, some of my best friends are dolphins. I am 1/16 of a dolphin myself. I just heard a lot of them are Trump voters.
Yes, if it gets shy/cold enough it can end up as an innie, cycling can also trigger it.
My wife said to me once, in the changing rooms after swimming, you've lost your penis.
I, being perfectly secure about my dong, cried in the corner for an hour before refusing to speak to her till she got me mcdonalds.
Fucking A brother
I too am perfectly secure about my apparatus and not cry when gf makes a joke sometimes
I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
When friends ask me how cold is water I usually answer "Cold about 3cm cold" or something like that.
Depends on the starting length.
I've heard of a short throw, but this is ridiculous
Yup. Like a stack of buttons
i can relate. and i usually accelerate until i can shift to 2nd before i present my shifter to anyone.
Chastity anyone?