ndadjokes·Dad Jokesbynodimetotie How did the cat feel after its tail got under a car wheel?Tired.View original on lemmy.world29Comments6
bboblin infosec.pub4Hide 4 repliesConfucius says: man who runs in front of car gets tired; man who runs behind car gets exhausted.14
Confucius says: man who runs in front of car gets tired; man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Man who runs alongside car gets winded!
Confucius confuses
car exhaust
Confucius was a wise man indeed!
Why could the bicycle not stand by itself?
It was two-tired.