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lemmy.ca

I love coming just in the nick of time

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lemmy.world

Ah Fisto, the most ambiguously gay Master of the Universe...

I'm sure people who weren't alive in the 80s probably think he was made up for memes, but that was a real character on the show lol

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lemmy.one

The original action figure had automated fisting action

The more you twist his waist, the harder and faster the fisting

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In the next panel He-man looks up to see a bunch of Skeletor's goons lying dead with giant prolapsed buttholes from Fisto's fisting attack, as Teela cries while sobbing "who's going to fist me now that Fisto's gone?!?", then her father Man-at-Arms looks at her and says "eww wtf daughter?!?"

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0x4E4Freply
infosec.pub

I laughed so hard, my 4 year old thought I was dying 🤣🤣🤣.

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Strumming my pain with his fingers (one time) yeah,
Singing my life with his words (two times)
Fisting me softly with his song ~√

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I'm gonna fist you softly
I'm gonna silent duck you gently
I'm gonna gape you sweetly
I'm gonna handball you discreetly.

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Why does He-Man look like he's fot a phone tucked under his head? Is he ordering a pizza or something?

"Stay with me, Fisto... \ yeah, can I have fries with that?"

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Elbow deep inside the borderline Show me that you love me and that we belong together Shoulder deep within the borderline Relax, turn around and take my hand

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“Tell my brother Kit…he was right, maybe we should have changed our family name”

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You reached the end

Stay with me, Fisto! | Spyke