Good idea for a Christmas gift to whoever makes the rules. Gift them a pair of new garden chair, acquire a better spot to sit, and hopefully they'll get the message.
I read this as “only chair we can use in the graveyard” and thought you worked for a mortuary service and there were too cheap to get to a decent maintenance stool.
Who is making this rule?
OP's parents, presumably.
Op needs to destroy that chair on their heads.
No one, this is the only chair available here
Don't have a 5 gallon bucket?
The warden?
Maybe a managed neighborhood?
And you can even fertilize your garden when using it!
It took me a while to realize that you meant taking a shit
Yes with nice micropastic!
You can likely find a better chair on garbage day.
Its kind of crazy what people throw away. I have so many random things I was given or found on the side of the road.
Good idea for a Christmas gift to whoever makes the rules. Gift them a pair of new garden chair, acquire a better spot to sit, and hopefully they'll get the message.
I read this as “only chair we can use in the graveyard” and thought you worked for a mortuary service and there were too cheap to get to a decent maintenance stool.
Throw that shit out. What the fuck.
That's a stool not a chair.
And if you want it, you'll have to come and take it
Maybe it was living in the desert SW for awhile, but my fav yard chair was always the small boulder.