Apple's smart ring technology may not be limited to just fingers
Apple's smart ring technology may not be limited to just fingers::Smart rings on fingers, smart bracelets on ankles, and smart lanyards around necks — far beyond the Apple Watch and AirPods, Apple has wide-ranging plans for a new wearable.
https://appleinsider.com/articles/23/11/28/apples-smart-ring-technology-may-not-be-limited-to-fingersOpen linkView original on lemmy.world
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New from Apple: the iCockring
I’m just glad I wasn’t the only one thinking it.
I thought this was the legitimately the point based on the title until I read the article. The internet has poisoned our minds. Lol
*made better
Well shit, I thought they were talking about cockrings too.
please don't say it ... please don't say it ... please don't say it ...
God dammit!
I don't know what I expected, actually.
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Well, that's just Apple's way to ensure that their patent is as broad as possible.
Maybe, but it could also be that there are other locations more suitable for specific sensor types or that comparing sensor data across the body adds other valuable health data.
iPlug?.....You know what I mean
This is how you’ll open and start the Apple car.
Yells at penis “Hey Siri unlock car.”
Siri doesn't work so you have to put your dick in the ignition
Policemen approach vehicle with caution “Officers, it’s not what it looks like!!”
Car thieves use dildos to hotwire their targets
classic!
K so I read that as suggesting I should let apple know about my sexual proclivities- yeah, no.