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lemmy.world

record scratch

You're probably wondering how I got here.

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lemmy.world

This is the photographic equivalent of Lewis Black's "if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

It doesn't make sense at first, but your brain has to rationalize it so it comes up with a plausible explanation. It doesn't have the context to know if that's the right explanation, so while you're driving to work and going about your day it's still trying to process this in the background, quietly pushing you toward an aneurism years later.

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4H doesn't really make sense if you're from an area where it's a big thing, but I've known a fair number of people who only went to school because of their 4H livestock. Got a buddy who's a doctor debt free because of a steer.

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lemmy.world

As a developer I can only say: no matter how foolproof you make your product, you will always encounter that one special user.

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lemm.ee

Many women think this is what men do in the toilet.

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I stopped doing it. Was too difficult to get up. God I'm old.

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LillyPipreply
lemmy.ca

One of my first jobs was cleaning toilets in a bowling alley and I’m pretty sure this is what women do in the toilet. Anything to avoid touching that seat.

I’m a woman and I’ve never understood it.

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Aaroncvxreply
lemmy.world

Yeah unfortunately this post just makes me angry. That litter box is fucking disgusting.

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rosymindreply
leminal.space

As funny as this is, I concur. Also... why were they taking a picture? Kinda concerns me that they may have intentionally pushed the box top over to tip the cat

But maybe I'm just being paranoid. Idk.

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Hmm it's possible but I'd think a cat would easily be able to stay on its feet if the top was pushed off. But losing its balance and ending up like that also doesn't make sense to me.

My guess is the picture taker gave the cat some kind of jump scare (which tbf could involve pushing on the top) and had the camera ready.

Though if that is the case, the joke might be on them because that cat might look for new places to do its business now that the litter box isn't safe.

Edit: looked again at the pic and I see that this might be a box where the cat stands on top of the part that fell rather than that being like the top of a "cave" like I had at first assumed. That makes both the cases I didn't think very likely much more likely and my own guess less likely.

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lemmy.ca

Am I too dense to recognize that everyone is intentionally not saying:

Massive squirt from sloppy pussy (furry)

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lemmy.today

The plastic thing that stands upright is part of the tray and there was probably a bottom where the cat could sit so as not to get its paws wet. Probably this second bottom broke under the weight of the cat while he was peeing. The cat's owner managed to film a rare shot of the fall.

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You'd think that, but as serf to three felines, they just be like that.

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CHALLENGE PISSING

If you can piss 10 ft straight up and not get wet, you get a free car.

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You can title "cat" and it would be enough.Allthough very funny and a firsr for me it's also not surprising at all.

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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of people calling the police together because of this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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The cat version of sitting down on the toilet only to find out the hard way that the seat is up

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feddit.de

This gives me vibes of one of these shock images from the olden days. Not goatse.

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