Madeline: We actually got pretty close to that, but not in the "just don't poop" way. Took a massive dose of laxatives for reasons, and it took over 48 hours for our guts to fill up enough that there was anything to poop.
Lemmy has only existed since 2019, so it's up to you to go out there and make your own jolly rancher, swamps of degobah and colby 2012 stories... well maybe not that last one
At some point a week or so ago, someone posted a question asking what the best foods are to eat so to minimize (or eliminate) pooping for 3 days – and refused to explain why they needed this.
That post blew up, and for several days afterwards people were making references to it and jokes about it!
Well there's the guy who didn't want to shit for three days...
I think the shit prevention thread might be the first all-timer here.
That's a classic!
Seriously though I just read that. WTF?
And that one persons crazy comment calling OP out, congratulating them on their upcoming sex trip. Like, immediately called out the situation. lmao
Ooo sauce?
https://lemmy.world/comment/463134
Go on...
All of a sudden having camper shits is noteworthy? Damn, y'all must never have gotten super constipated lol
I knew Reddit had gone to hell when nobody knew what the jolly rancher story was. Hello friends :)
Or the two broken arms guy.
A mother's day favorite!
Or the poop knife
How much Lemmy wants you to know baseball results.
Atm the only one we have I've seen is the Mysterious 3 day poop challenge. I believe we have yet to hear from this guy.
https://lemmy.world/post/440073
Some say he's still not pooping to this day
There was the guy that wanted to know how to go 3 days without pooping
Madeline: We actually got pretty close to that, but not in the "just don't poop" way. Took a massive dose of laxatives for reasons, and it took over 48 hours for our guts to fill up enough that there was anything to poop.
Go on…
Ask and ye shall receive: https://lemmy.world/post/440073
Lemmy has only existed since 2019, so it's up to you to go out there and make your own jolly rancher, swamps of degobah and colby 2012 stories... well maybe not that last one
Not sure this counts as lore just yet, but https://lemmy.world/post/440073
Is it the one about pooping? click Yup.
At some point a week or so ago, someone posted a question asking what the best foods are to eat so to minimize (or eliminate) pooping for 3 days – and refused to explain why they needed this.
That post blew up, and for several days afterwards people were making references to it and jokes about it!
He's busy trying to shit
We're still young. You gotta make one yourself!
I would say that the voluntary three days constipation could count as a legend?
That I really need a bath.
oh god, I remembered that story. damn you OP