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7768 sh.itjust.works"The Constitution of the United States of America is the supreme law of the United States of America." - Donald Trump "The ego represents what may be called reason and common sense" - Donald Trump1
"Mexico will pay for this wall" - Walter Ulbricht
"I'm a material girl" - Marie Curie
"Give me your war face!" - V. Putin
"Have you tried turning the device on and off again?" - Robert Oppenheimer
"Please wear protection over mouth and nose" - Ellen Ripley
"Rule of Acquisition Number 211: Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them." -Elon Musk
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" - Micheal Scott
- Wayne Gretsky
"I say nuke em all!" - Gandhi
"You can't always believe what you read on the internet"
- Abraham Lincoln
"52 inspirational quotes should be enough for anyone."
Old man Filofax
"The Constitution of the United States of America is the supreme law of the United States of America." - Donald Trump
"The ego represents what may be called reason and common sense" - Donald Trump