Spyke
lemmy.world

So everyone was originally female. That's a basic fact. The ovaries, descend down and become testicle. This is why when you get kicked in the balls, you feel it in your stomach area. It's where the ovaries normally set. The clirotis extends out and becomes a penis. The g spot doesn't really move, it just stays there and the only way to access it is through the rear exit.

Trust me, I'm a random internet stranger with no background (formal or informal) in Physiology or Biology or anything related to that in any way.

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mander.xyz

OK, I just realised this is the perfect way to explain period pain to dudes. That ache you feel after getting kicked in the balls plus that feeling that you kind of want to shit yourself? That is what a period feels like.

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Holzkohlenreply
feddit.de

that feeling that you kind of want to shit yourself

I am not quite sure I know what you mean

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Try some Taco Bell, then you'll understand.

(Yeah, I know, I don't actually have that problem and if Taco Bell gives you the shits you need more fiber in your diet.)

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Gabureply
lemmy.world

That's a lie. A kick in the testicles results in a greater pain than childbirth, as measured.

Downvotes don't change reality and empirical data.

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forrgottreply
lemm.ee

As measured by whom? Your shit attitude doesn't prove anything.

Besides, have somebody kick you in the balls repeatedly for hours on end, then maybe you have a comparison. Oh, and they have to kick you hard enough to break your hips.

I'm going to go ahead and say it: you're wrong.

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Gabureply
lemmy.world

Feisty. Do you also think looking at an egg hard enough makes it boil?

As measured by whom?

https://scholar.google.com/scholar?q=pain+measurement
https://scholar.google.com/scholar?q=childbirth+pain+scale+categorization
https://scholar.google.com/scholar?q=scrotal+blunt+trauma+pain+scale+categorization

Besides, have somebody kick you in the balls repeatedly for hours on end, then maybe you have a comparison.

You clearly don't have any idea of what it feels like. Be a little less arrogant in your assumptions.

Oh, and they have to kick you hard enough to break your hips.

Completely irrelevant. Pain and injury aren't the same thing.

I’m going to go ahead and say it: you’re wrong.

I literally don't give a shit what you think.

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forrgottreply
lemm.ee

You clearly don't have any idea.... Period.

And you're last statement is an outright falsehood. You replied. Ergo, you do give a shit.

Your entire premise is misogynistic bull. But whatever; keep at it. Look like an idiot. Deny yourself actual contentment in life. Die on whatever hill you want.

Doesn't change that everyone knows you're wrong.

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And you’re last statement is an outright falsehood. You replied. Ergo, you do give a shit.

Non sequitur. I care about public discourse and information availability. You could die literally right now and I wouldn't be more fazed than if a single grain of sand fell on a beach.

Your entire premise is misogynistic bull.

You state, based on an empty premise and no arguments. Saying things doesn't make them true, I'd expect you to learn this at an age of approximately 2. Lest, of course, you be an homophobe nazi pedophile that kills pets for sport.

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Literally nothing, Zoomer. Unless you mean what I'm currently supported by, in which case the answer is I'm on a chair.

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kbin.social

Male nipples improve the aerodynamics of the chest, decreasing drag. While not noticeable in everyday life, it gave many persistence hunting a significant boost in performance, extending the hunter's running range by several miles.

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Like any normal person, I hang the ketchup packets from the railings of the tiny house I am balancing on the tip of my penis, you degenerate

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Yeah, this is common belief but it's not completely true. The egg is fertilised by either an X or Y sperm, and will develop for a couple of months as a kind of intersex thing.

What would be ovaries develop into testes, but for example, no fallopian tube of uterus would have been developed.

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Zehzinreply
lemmy.world

I dunno I think it depends.

As a poet once wrote on a bathroom stall door I've seen: The three greatest pleasures in life are the beginning of a piss, the middle of a nut and the end of a shit.

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Don't worry I also took some time to get it. Not getting pegged I mean the >>>>>...

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Exactly. This is like asking why drugs feel good. Anal is just hijacking our body senses for unplanned fun purposes.

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pixeltreereply
lemmy.world

Women don't have a prostate tho and don't die full of shit [CITATION NEEDED]

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clemdemortreply
lemmy.world

They have the skene gland which is basically a prostate. (Yes that's the G-spot in women)

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pixeltreereply
lemmy.world

Yes, but does it make them feel good when they poop? Genuine question, I have no clue.

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clemdemortreply
lemmy.world

Not really, same way as us prostate owners we don't really feel it when we poop, pooping just feels nice.

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Fair. I do feel it on big ones though, but that might just be because I've sensitized it

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Weren't we made in his image?

Does this mean god has a scat fetish?

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programming.dev

I'd like to ask why the fuck I have to stop breathing to swallow liquid/food and risk fucking dying if this goes slightly wrong

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Chetzemokareply
startrek.website

I can't tell you how often this ends old people's lives. They start to aspirate food, get hospitalized for nasty pneumonia because of it, we try to feed them pureed food (essentially baby food all over again) and thicken their drinks, they struggle to stay hydrated and nourished because of it, they aspirate and end up in the hospital again. Rinse, repeat.

This is shockingly common. Evolution is a dick.

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lemmy.world

Dogs don't have this issue. I don't think pneumonia is a serious problem.

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Oh, so it's yet another one of those problems caused by that whole "let's take this four legged mammal body plan and make it stand upright" thing. Thanks, evolution!

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lemmy.world

Why do my eyes take everything in upside-down and my brain has to flip it over? What's up with that one, God?

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pixeltreereply
lemmy.world

That's just physics though, your eyes are just pinhole cameras basically

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lemmy.world

Why does an omnipotent god need to rely on physics for creations made in his image?

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We are a work in progress. Our ancestors had a single hole for all inputs and outputs. We slowly evolved to separate the output.

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feddit.nl

For gay people of course, although ethero can enjoy it too as a bonus. Ok next question

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PeWureply
lemmy.ml

Ethero 💀 Dude be speaking with souls

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That's a weird sign. If it's made by a church or other religous group, you'd think they wouldn't phrase it like that, as it implies god doesn't exist, but of course an atheist wouldn't be making signs talking about god either.

So, is this "Business Alpha Nottingham" some weird agnostic church or what? The website doesn't work fyi.

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