memes·UK MemesbyThe Picard Maneuver Some of y'all like to live dangerously.View original on startrek.website235Comments13Reply
The Picard Maneuver replystartrek.website80%, I think you'll make it through the day. I feel confident in giving an optimistic prognosis.13Reply
Darkassassin07 lemmy.caLow battery? Whatever. Why the hell do you have 200+ notifications in the tray?? Do you never empty that shit? Tf...11Reply
𝕽𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖙 lemmy.worldI don't care about the battery life, I wanna see how many uncleared notifications they have5Reply
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Do you have a problem?
80%, I think you'll make it through the day. I feel confident in giving an optimistic prognosis.
Low battery? Whatever.
Why the hell do you have 200+ notifications in the tray?? Do you never empty that shit? Tf...
Relevant xkcd
(Cannot screenshot Jerboa)
Charge!!!
I don't care about the battery life, I wanna see how many uncleared notifications they have
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This is extremely comforting to see.
54 is ok, but don't go too far from a charger!