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lemmy.world

Naw. Already has that taken care of. they was ordering fresh sushi for their lunch date.

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lemmy.world

Not really a date, but maybe a tail hookup. No way to know for sure until OP checks their history for catnip orders for same day home delivery.

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"No Google, hairy. Hot HAIRY pussy. Like REALLY hairy. Like, you'll need a comb to find out which side is the head part."

My search history is ruined.

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I left a messenger app open once. My cat sent my boss about 500 dots. It came up as super rude, about 2 hours before that I had asked him something and made it clear that I was awaiting a response.

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lemmy.world

This is a great security feature. Is it an app?

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There used to be an app that was a cat. It was almost definitely spyware, though.

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lemmy.world

I heard some phone did that, but laptops as far as I am aware neither windows or MacOS supports it maybe some display-manager on Linux with custom patches would do it.

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Windows has so many settings in local group policy editor for passwords, I'm sure there's a way to detect failed attempts with a script in task scheduler and take a picture. I don't know how myself but it's probably possible. Idk about Mac. And for Linux, you can probably have it install a tracker on the thief's phone over bluetooth...

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lemmy.world

Can't even arm. Stoopid hooman tech.

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Looks like the threadiverse needs an arm fetching bot too

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The cat food is probably always there. Kitty was trying to buy nip on the dark web.

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