Wmonkeyspaw·The Monkey's PawbyWeb_Rand I wish everyone used Linux.View original on lemmy.ml26Comments16Reply
Tippon replylemmy.dbzer0.comNo, you're misunderstanding. There's supposed to be a downside to a monkey's paw wish23Reply
Mister Neon lemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesGranted. Microsoft somehow gets exclusive legal rights to Linux. Linux is now Windows with a penguin mascot.27Reply
ggeekworking replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesBeen there. Done that. Xenix - aka Microsoft Unix was one of the most popular *nix for microcomputer hardware in the early 80s.13Reply
Mister Neon replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replySee this is why history rules. No matter what kind of horrors I can think up, it's probably already happened before.14Reply
sramder lemmy.worldGranted. But owning to your obvious wisdom, all their support requests are being routed to your inbox ;-)22Reply
JackGreenEarth lemm.ee1Hide 1 replyGreat. They immediately switch over, with no time to port things, and a lot of important things, such as government things, break.12Reply
ooo1 replykbin.socialin my goverment job things break every day with MS. fortunately my job is not important.3Reply
TTootSweet replylemmy.worldExcept the people previously using Gentoo who have all moved to Linux From Scratch.3Reply
Bizarroland kbin.socialGranted but for stability all future code must be submitted in brainfuck3Reply
ekZepp lemmy.worldGranted Now Linux is a propetary software full of bloatware who efficiently steal the private information of his users but can't play games.1Reply
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the only available distro is Hannah Montana
No, you're misunderstanding. There's supposed to be a downside to a monkey's paw wish
Granted. Microsoft somehow gets exclusive legal rights to Linux. Linux is now Windows with a penguin mascot.
Been there. Done that. Xenix - aka Microsoft Unix was one of the most popular *nix for microcomputer hardware in the early 80s.
See this is why history rules. No matter what kind of horrors I can think up, it's probably already happened before.
It's your IRL "Simpsons did it" moment
Granted. But owning to your obvious wisdom, all their support requests are being routed to your inbox ;-)
Great. They immediately switch over, with no time to port things, and a lot of important things, such as government things, break.
in my goverment job things break every day with MS.
fortunately my job is not important.
We kind of sort of do, but it's called Android...
Granted. Everyone has now eclipsed your knowledge level
They're all using Gentoo now.
iamben? is it you?
Except the people previously using Gentoo who have all moved to Linux From Scratch.
Granted but for stability all future code must be submitted in brainfuck
Granted
Now Linux is a propetary software full of bloatware who efficiently steal the private information of his users but can't play games.