Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka!
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long!
I should have said “in my opinion”. The final line just seems too much, maybe it works better as a comic strip? The “looks at daughter” seems necessary, but makes the punchline longer.
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Good dad joke, but the final line could use some work
Something about her being knocked up, because he's already telling Dad jokes.
the two dating are actually cousins. makes it an 'uncle joke'
Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka!
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long!
What's your problem with it?
I should have said “in my opinion”. The final line just seems too much, maybe it works better as a comic strip? The “looks at daughter” seems necessary, but makes the punchline longer.
You shouldn't have pointed it out at all. Now we have to come up with a better punchline.
Like: " Sorry kid, the bank does that"
Pushes daughter out the door
"Go and make some grand children. You have quality dad material right there."
"Daaaaaad!"
"No worries, I'm not trying to get her home. I really just have my sight set on a blow job at this point."
Her dad will think you already have children
So does this mean their ménage à trois has to be before midnight, or will dad extend the curfew now?
Dad (turning to daughter) "are you pregnant already?“