Spyke

I can't believe that we have reached the point as a civilization where I'm legitimately not sure whether or not this was intended as satire.

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lemm.ee

It'll be pretty easy to find it given that the field is barren

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lemmy.world

It's a parody account you guys...

Brilliant satire, but Poe's Law seems to be in full effect.

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I should send my landlord one of those church fake bills, but with “get a real job” instead of a church info

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lemmy.world

Well, there's your problem. The door is made of asterisks, when it should be made of door.

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I'm imagining a door made from many tiny doors (like pet doors but smaller) and it sounds terrible

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lemmy.world

What? We already give our whole paychecks to our landlords. How could we possibly give them more?

If landlords aren't happy with the rent they receive, they need to get a real job and work their asses off every day all day long like everybody else does.

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programming.dev

The Twitter account is a meme account, they don't actually expect you to tip your landlords, although I've seen landlords that do expect such.

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Yeah I gathered it was satire, but the mere thought of it made me jump straight to interpreting it as reality because I wouldn't be surprised if some landlords do feel that way!

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lemmy.ml

in the voice of the Mickey Mouse

We'll leave this tool for later!

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If my tenants tipped me I’d be pretty offended and would just count it against their next rent payment

Like you wouldn’t tip your doctor or your lawyer or your mechanic, what the fuck is this shit

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