More pale and more bald, they're not going to let him take his makeup and combover assembly tab into jail

He wishes his posture was this good lmao

Must be the first day, no spray tans in prison. He actually looks like a half normal person when he's standing up straight.

lock him up

Now there's an NFT trading card he should sell, I wouldn't buy it becouse NFTs are stupid (not to mention where the money went), but it's a lot more appealing than the other ones

Finally, I knew he would be the perfect fit for Chell in the Portal movie.

First time the AI hands have been too good. He deserves properly warped AI hands.

Blends in nicely

Waiting for the documentary:

Trump: Orange is the new black.

The only reason to steal classified documents that makes sense to me is to trade them to foreign actors.

Looks good on him.

I must say he looks stylish! And confident - even through his sadness!