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lemmy.ml

All I'm doing is hiding in bushes to look at tits, what's so wrong about that?

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lemmy.world

Personally, I prefer hiding behind dunes to look at boobies at the beach.

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sh.itjust.works

Wait until OP hears about hunting game calls. "SEX! Sex over here!"

Blasts animal with a 50 cal slug

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lemmy.one

(Erm....ACKUALLY)While you can hunt with a 50-caliber. It's usually only with a black powder rifle. Even then, I've seen most .50 black powder rifles use a 44 bullet with a sabbot or something similar.

That and hunting with larger calibers are usually illegal.

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programming.dev

Broadcasting calls is kinda looked down upon in the birding community

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D_Creply

I'm no pervert. Anyways I've got to go, I'm going to see if I can experience a Dickcissel, then I'm off to my mates to see his Himalayan snowcock....

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Just because I like looking at breeding tits doesn't make me a pervert 😤

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lemmy.ml

I used to care for a tree frog with a croak I could mimic. Anytime I was nearby I'd do it and set them off in response. My understanding (which is limited and like 12 years ago) was that I had a male frog who was trying to one up me in response so he would get all the mates

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ladiciusreply
lemmy.world

But you did get all the frog mates?

Come on, buddy, don't let us hanging.

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cm0002reply
lemmy.world

Same thing, but you say "Aha, I see you through my sights!" instead

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kbin.social

Also then you murder the bird.

So more of a Saturday night than a Friday night, if we're sticking to the analogy...

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