asklemmy·AsklemmybyCall me Lenny/Leni If during the last supper they served Chinese food, what would the fortune cookies have said?View original on lemm.ee54Comments23
JJiggle_Physics lemmy.worldYou are bound for a long life, greatness, admiration, and loyal associates.35
PPregnenolone lemmy.world“Fortune cookies will be invented in the United States 1900 and so years from now in order to sell more Chinese food”23
BBarqsHasBite lemmy.ca2Hide 2 replies"The future will leave you hanging." "Your future will be nailing."12
squiblet kbin.social"A person who has bathed all over does not need to wash, except for the feet, to be entirely clean"4
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You are bound for a long life, greatness, admiration, and loyal associates.
Judas: You are about to come into some money.
But you may have to hang around for a bit.
“Fortune cookies will be invented in the United States 1900 and so years from now in order to sell more Chinese food”
Deception is just around the corner. Choose those around you wisely.
"Lucky numbers: 7, 12, 40, 10, 4, 34"
Hang in there.
Nailed it
"The future will leave you hanging."
"Your future will be nailing."
“What kind of bullshit is this. I’m already a carpenter.” Tosses fortune.
Raise your hands high because you're going to nail the future
"Betrayal may come with a kiss. Be wary of false friends."
"None of this matters."
Having many loving disciples can never be spoiled by an occassional traitor.
You are not the imposter.
"You just ate Chinese food"
"A person who has bathed all over does not need to wash, except for the feet, to be entirely clean"
"that wasn't wine"
"Which one of you losers is paying this bill"?
Y'all a bunch of fake ass bullshit.
5sf’s Fortune Cookies comes to mind
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"That wasn't chicken"