No, Master Chef is the renowned competitive cooking television program. You're thinking about the famous rapper and record producer who is the father of Lil' Romeo.
This chart is highly inaccurate. For example, in the Halo franchise, the main character's name is not Halo. What you are referring to is the ancient superstructures made by a highly advanced ancient alien race. The character in the chart is named John Halo.
Like the guy from the Japanese stealth games named Metal Gear.
And the yellow guy with the severely broken tail called Pokeman
Then there's the guy with an unknown name who just goes by his title, God of War, though I guess since the series is based on Turkish mythology, you could just call him Mars.
Then the blob of goo who invented many famous comic book characters, Jack Kirby
Oh, and the guy named after Internet Explorer: Browser
Unfortunately, I haven't played much of the classic games like the ones these characters are allegedly from, I usually play indie games. So, pretty much all of these went over my head until I got to the Halo one. I immediately knew this was lying because I know that quote is from Duke Nukem (I'm not implying I've played Duke Nukem, though, I've just heard of that quote).
Although, even though I've played pokemon before (like, once, years ago, but still), the fucking "Ash Ketchum is the hero from the Pokemon games" went over my head, and I feel embarassed for not realizing it's bullshit.
Ash is exclusive to the anime, but was ported over to the games later on as a minor character we hear from but don't see (His Greinja, Charizard, and Pikachu are event pokemon)
The character in the game is called Red
The sprite is Blue (the character Gary is based on)
If you misspelled the title on purpose you should be banned, we really don't need that kind of "rage bait" shit here too. If it was an accident you're just dumb, take time and learn basic grammar.
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Even the post title. Good job I hate you
Their username is also hilarious
FARTYSHARTBLAST
a reference to Slartibartfast from Hitchhikers Guide :D
I thought that was the reference! Good to know I'm not crazy.
FFS, Halo is the name of the blue lady. The guy in the armor is called Master Chef
No, Master Chef is the renowned competitive cooking television program. You're thinking about the famous rapper and record producer who is the father of Lil' Romeo.
bro I am disappoint
It's "John Romero" and "Commander Keen".
dey put duh mastur ceef in da soder
This is exceptional levels of irritating and hilarious.
I was weird OK with most of these as a joke but calling Samus a "he" was over the line.
Ah yes, the good ol' John Halo
"No John, you are the demon."
John Halo the Masterchef?
Everyone knows his name is Terry Mother Moy
This chart is highly inaccurate. For example, in the Halo franchise, the main character's name is not Halo. What you are referring to is the ancient superstructures made by a highly advanced ancient alien race. The character in the chart is named John Halo.
Actually Halo was the doctor, the shooty guy is called Halo's monster.
But was he the real monster though? Or was Halo the monster all along for creating him?
Maybe, the real halo were the monsters we made along the way
Halo's principle
Ha(n)lo(n)'s razor
Not true! It's only Halo when it comes from The Halo region of France, when it's above the surface, it is called Magtroid.
ok, this comment hurts more than the chart lol
I have no issue with the Warriors description. His name is literally bad Mario and he is yellow.
Luigi is indeed a Mario brother as well. Calling him the green Mario is valid.
John Halo, the best master queef there ever was
Yes and Cortana is a voice asstant. Assitanting the
SpartanEdge.SOISOISOISOISOISOI
This post gave me a stroke.
What if Zelda wasn't a girl but dressed like a girl to pass as one and it made me feel funny
She would marry Metroid
KNOW YOU ARE
oh I see now
Like the guy from the Japanese stealth games named Metal Gear.
And the yellow guy with the severely broken tail called Pokeman
Then there's the guy with an unknown name who just goes by his title, God of War, though I guess since the series is based on Turkish mythology, you could just call him Mars.
Then the blob of goo who invented many famous comic book characters, Jack Kirby
Oh, and the guy named after Internet Explorer: Browser
And the Swedish guy: Mats Effect
My favourite is definitely Elden John
He's the hero of Elden Ring right?
Yep, that's the guy. Though he does share a lot of character design with John Souls
Don't forget the blue hedgehog that's really fast! Rainbow Dash!
I thought it was the punk band No Effects
Duke Nukem would like to have a word with Halo.
How did they forget my man Duke? After all the demons he killed in DOOM?!
I believe he will rip off his head and shit down his neck...
Shake it, baby!
They forgot Pikachu, the blue squirrel character from Digimon!
Metroid is the coolest guy ever.
He's the coolest robot
Isn't he a she?nvm I get it nowThis hurts me mentally and physically.
I didn't realize until I got to the bubble gum.
I think halo is a pretty cool guy. He kills aliens and not afraid anything.
Tom B. Raider is the silent offscreen narrator of the game. He only exxists because investors only fund games with strong male leads.
Isn't Tom Braider a famous quarterback in the NHL?
Your*
I was happy knowing that I am character
Just because you are a character doesn't mean you have character.
I am character would mean that I embody character
I saw an opportunity for a Pulp Fiction quote and I took it. It did require a slight misreading of your comment, granted.
Can't wait to play these on my Nintendo
Gotta add lil jimmy Earthbound, the little boy with a hat who smashes people off the screen yelling "Pecan Fire!"
"I'm here to chew ass and kick bubblegum and I'm all outta ass!"
....You used Blue's sprite to be extra wrong and I love you for it.
Well ackshawully his name is Haloman.
So duke was the chief all a long!
I lost it at calling her Tomb lmfao
I was suddenly thrown back to elementary school and had a deep seated rage that hadn't reared it's head in decades come crashing over me
Was that a stroke?
You joke but I really don't know the name of
PricePrince of Persia. He's the cool guy who avoids floor like it's lava.Well, how much does Persia cost?
thouSands of Times more than two thrones.
Arrrgh! I hate everything about this post. Love it!
Pikmin is a pretty cool character too. He's an astronaut scientist who has a lot of respect for animals and nature.
Unfortunately, I haven't played much of the classic games like the ones these characters are allegedly from, I usually play indie games. So, pretty much all of these went over my head until I got to the Halo one. I immediately knew this was lying because I know that quote is from Duke Nukem (I'm not implying I've played Duke Nukem, though, I've just heard of that quote).
Although, even though I've played pokemon before (like, once, years ago, but still), the fucking "Ash Ketchum is the hero from the Pokemon games" went over my head, and I feel embarassed for not realizing it's bullshit.
Fun fact: The quote from Duke Nukem is originally from a movie called They Live.
Ash is exclusive to the anime, but was ported over to the games later on as a minor character we hear from but don't see (His Greinja, Charizard, and Pikachu are event pokemon)
The character in the game is called Red
The sprite is Blue (the character Gary is based on)
You fool I ama Luigi
Sounds like the sort of games that appeal to Elon Musk.
Ah yes they forgot the super fast bird that hunts for cyborgs in a dystopian future, blade runner
Isn't Samus a woman though?
The joke is that every description is wrong
Your wrong
No, my right!
What? Samsung a woman?
Are you thinking of Samus from the Serious Sam games?
Yes, all descriptions must be wrong
And well, if you played Dread >!you'd know that calling her Metroid is not wrong anymore!<
Who's Samus
Samus deez nuts
If you misspelled the title on purpose you should be banned, we really don't need that kind of "rage bait" shit here too. If it was an accident you're just dumb, take time and learn basic grammar.
take your own advice
*your