Spyke

Exactly. Do better with your money. Hire garden hermits. Make beautiful timeless jewelry or make your own museum. What do they do? Spend it on Super PACs, cars, ugly modern houses and stupid business investments.

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kbin.social

My dnd group has a garden hermits outside their base. Well the garden hermits is just one part of the multi personality monster in the basement but same idea

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midwest.social

I always buy my local grocery store parking lot hermit an energy drink. We both like purple Rip Its.

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That is so wholesome. Yes I also buy my hermits food sometimes to appease them. I had never thought of enjoying it with them though

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lemm.ee

I think he'd rather be the king of Asgard, but okay.

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lemmy.world

Born to early to explore the universe, born to late to live as a Garden Hermit.

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Born just in time to comment on Lemmy... I mean, it's something, right? Right???

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would be perfect for me, sans the guest entertainment... unless said guest entertainment includes hissing at the guests as I retreat back into my hobbit hole until they leave.

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