Jdadjokes·Dad JokesbyJoe Klemmer My wife was threatening to leave me because of my obsession with becoming a tailor.I said, "Fine, suit yourself."View original on lemmy.myserv.one338Comments15
_haha_oh_wow_ replysh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyI'm dyeing! Isn't there some way I can persuede you to stop with the puns?3
TTylerdurdon lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesMine said she was leaving because I had blown our savings on penis extensions. She couldn't take it any longer.8
BBenadrylChunderHatch replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyMine said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees. I didn't believe her at first, but then I saw her face.7
sspeaker_hat lemmy.oneMine left because of my brand new noise cancelling headphones. She mumbled something vague like "you never listen to me", I didn't quite hear it tbh.5
ccool_remains_icy lemmy.oneMine threw me out for doing bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. When I left, I said “I will return”.5
sspeaker_hat lemmy.oneMine was because of my obsession to fish. I said, "So long, and thanks for all the fish."2
Seems needle-ss to say that though
Seams so.
Your skills are indeed tailored for these puns
I'm enjoying this thread
These puns are sew good I split a seam laughing.
A tight-knit bundle of jokes for sure
I'm dyeing! Isn't there some way I can persuede you to stop with the puns?
Agreed. Lets hem it in.
I guess your children will grow up in a patchwork family
Mine said she was leaving because I had blown our savings on penis extensions.
She couldn't take it any longer.
Mine said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees. I didn't believe her at first, but then I saw her face.
That's hilarious
Mine left because of my brand new noise cancelling headphones.
She mumbled something vague like "you never listen to me", I didn't quite hear it tbh.
Mine threw me out for doing bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. When I left, I said “I will return”.
Mine was because of my obsession to fish.
I said, "So long, and thanks for all the fish."