Okay....let's divide the foot fetish and the racist thing. Both are totally different things. I can have a foot fetish without being a racist. I mean when you have feet near/around your face when you have sex, eventually your brain starts to associate the two unintentionally. Eventually, your brain like....bridges a connection between the two, and holy shit, feet become weirdly sexy. Iono.... "Different strokes for different folks," and all that jazz...
I've come across almost the same one in my native language, but it's about a stork instead of a duck, and put to words a a bit differently. In English it'd go something like this:
What's the difference between a stork?
Both of its legs are the same length - especially the one of them.
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Okay....let's divide the foot fetish and the racist thing. Both are totally different things. I can have a foot fetish without being a racist. I mean when you have feet near/around your face when you have sex, eventually your brain starts to associate the two unintentionally. Eventually, your brain like....bridges a connection between the two, and holy shit, feet become weirdly sexy. Iono.... "Different strokes for different folks," and all that jazz...
That’s why I orgasm uncontrollably when I smell dumpster juice.
I was about to say "actually they're Satan's Maggoty Cum Fly" and felt really clever about my joke
And then I realized that's not actually their username and now I just feel dumb
Thank you! I've been looking for it for hours!
Found the chemistry-teacher-turned-meth-producer.
Sweet motherfucking Christ.....that username. Looool
How are they mutually exclusive? Maybe you’re even more racist because you start to discriminate based on the feet colour 🦶🏻🦶🏾
Ahhh.....fuck....I used the wrong words....I fixed. But lol at your comment. Thanks!
🦶
Soon enough you'll be like "some feet are better than others"
basically genocide
Pedocide wait
Pedicide I think
Pesticides I drink...
Who doesn't drink pesticides I drink pesticides and the doctor says there's something wrong with my brain
YouTube: GMO Advocate Says Monsanto's Roundup is Safe to Drink, Then Refuses Glass
Yeah don't group me with those dirty feet people /s
What about clean feet people?
Dirty now .. jfc
Only one of them is mutually exclusive. Reminds me of the joke about the duck…
Yeaaaah, I had to fix that phrasing. Ya'll we're right.
what's the joke
What’s the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same.
I've come across almost the same one in my native language, but it's about a stork instead of a duck, and put to words a a bit differently. In English it'd go something like this:
What's the difference between a stork?
Both of its legs are the same length - especially the one of them.
both are nevar put backwards
Why am I not racist or have a foot fetish?
You haven't been truly taught to shitpost.
Then it needs to stay like that if I want to keep my sanity.
You got taught morality before shit posting. Something that happens to many people before they enter kindergarten.
So having a foot fetish is linked to learning to shitpost?
What happens if I'm already both of those things and I learn to shitpost?
Purely hypothetically of course
Double the feet double the racist
does it cancel out?
Did you mean squared
What happens if you teach a transwoman to shitpost?
Racist, and develops a footish
Kinky
can confirm
man after thinking about it for a bit it actually sorta applies wtf
I can excuse the racism, but having a foot fetish is just unacceptable.
I mean I’m not into it but like, I’ve always assumed it’s a submissive association to people stepping over you or smth
This is why I block political meme groups on social media immediately. It's just filled with future libertarians and conservatives.
Son, do you know where you are?
Do you need help getting to safety?
You are on a shitposting sub
Ah I see a fellow racist what car do you race good sir 🚗🚗🚗🚗🚘🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎
NA miata