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lemmings.world

Day to day, yes... Decade to decade, very unlikely.

It would make for a very interesting biometric lock mechanism though...

"... Hold on boys, just need to unlock my phone real quick...."

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jonesyreply
aussie.zone

I think the world is finally ready for teabag authentication.

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gordonreply
lemmy.world

First left, then right.

2FA just took an unexpected turn.

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Otterreply
lemmy.ca

I hate this concept and that I'm thinking about it but

it might improve hygiene in that area for some people

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lemmings.world

No chance... The taint stain wipe industry lobbyists are way to powerful and far to rich to let something like that slide...

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Integrate taint stain to further salt the scroteprint against possible sackspoofing attacks.

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Wrinkles come from crosslinks in the extracellular matrix if I remember correctly (check out AGEs cross links) so I guess the answer would be quite the same.

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abbadon420reply
lemm.ee

Ever since I was little boy I wanted to be a scrotal expert, but I never had the balls to do it.

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I'm surprised at the number of people saying "yes" here. I'm a gay guy and have never studied anyones balls closely enough to know if the wrinkles are uniform every time.

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lemmy.world

There's only one way to handle this. I think I'm going to start taking daily pictures. I'll report back in a few years.

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I think a print would work better. And you can hang them on the wall to confuse and delight guests.

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