asklemmyยทAsk Lemmyby๐ฏ๐๐ก ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฌ๐ค๐ขย What made up college major would make your mom cry?View original on lemmy.world30Comments25Reply
ffuboย lemmy.world6Hide 6 replies Erotic Culinary Sciences Antisocial Studies Traditional & Postmodern Hentai Brewery Appreciation Phallic Arts (w/ professional dildowright certification) Livestock Inversion Studies 43Reply
HHardeeharย replylemmy.world"What the fuck is livestock inversion studies?", my mother exclaimed with tears in her eyes while her shaking hands grasped the course syllabus.24Reply
SecretSaucesย lemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesAren't all major technically made up? Also, Semantics & Pedantry 101.15Reply
serial_crusherย replylemmy.basedcount.com1Hide 1 reply 101 I think a major in Semantics & Pedantry would impress your mom, but specifically majoring in the intro-level course is a risky decision.9Reply
๐ฏ๐๐ก ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฌ๐ค๐ขย replylemmy.worldTechnically the truth. Just like how humans named the brain.2Reply
amniotic druidย replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyThe only useful thing you can do with a degree in Egyptology is to teach Egyptplogy, which gives those students the exact same problem. It's like a big pyramid scheme.22Reply
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What the fuck is livestock inversion studies?
"What the fuck is livestock inversion studies?", my mother exclaimed with tears in her eyes while her shaking hands grasped the course syllabus.
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Cow tipping
Tipping culture is getting out of hand.
Applied Racism
You mom sounds cool. :)
Aren't all major technically made up?
Also, Semantics & Pedantry 101.
I think a major in Semantics & Pedantry would impress your mom, but specifically majoring in the intro-level course is a risky decision.
This guy pedants
Technically the truth. Just like how humans named the brain.
How about a non made up one: Egyptology
The only useful thing you can do with a degree in Egyptology is to teach Egyptplogy, which gives those students the exact same problem. It's like a big pyramid scheme.
Aye, and everyone's keeping their heads in the sand about it.
I prefer Sudanology
Bottom 101: It's better to receive than to give.
By cry, do you mean tears of disappointment or tears of joy?
Onion genetics
Onionetics: the study of general horseshit
Sex toy design
And testing
In the adult entertainment industry
gender studies
So your mom likes sexism, or would they be tears of joy?