Spyke
lemmy.world

Can someone get Pastor Locke to show me the passage in the Bible that says that "acting stupid" is an abomination worthy of death, so says the Lord?

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lemmy.world

Better yet, can't someone get a terroristic threat filed against him/this church for this?

Or at least notify the IRS this is a GOP promotion agency cosplaying as a religious group in order to evade taxes?

Barring either, can we at least get a few Covid-positive carriers to swing by and sing a few hymns and kiss a few babies, maybe sneeze in the offering plate a few times?

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Nope. There is no legal threat here.

"We simply ask that you not wear a facemask in our church as it goes against our faith."

Can I bring my conceal carry? Or perhaps open-carry (local laws allowing)?

"Sure! As long as you don't transgress on our congregation. We will defend ourselves if called to though."

See how that works? No threat at all. I'm good so far.

Aight. I need a 6'8" brown brethren to walk in with me wearing a tactical vest, loaded with 6x 30-round mags of 5.56 green-tip, JHP. For self-defense. Sounds like the kinda place a man like that would need such a rig, and I'm not joking. And imma stand behind him...

What's everyone shitting about? Ain't we here to be bathed in the blood of the lamb? I came here to learn about eternal peace.

And this part is real. Listen.

Hell, I'm a middle-aged white boy, atheist you might call me. Finest service I ever attended was a mix of white and black folk in the back woods of Mississippi. That church ain't even on a map. Kinda country you can really see the Milky Way, really see it. Surrounded by cotton fields in bloom. And if you ain't seen something like that, I'm truly sorry. It's a sight to see. But your cell phone won't work, have to get home to upload those pics.

Fine folks, gettin' along, truly praising their Lord, singing and waving flags. Weird to me, but whatever, they were good people, and they were happy. Huggin' and kissin' each other, before and after the service. Again, not joking or making fun. Those folks were kin, black or white, didn't matter.

If you got a mixed message from all that, you were meant to. Because the truth is all mixed up when you get down to Earth and have a close look at it.

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FuglyDuckreply
lemmy.world

I dunno.

But I support these dumbasses in killing themselves off.

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kbin.social

In the name of our lord and saviour youre entitled to do as you please, including denying that lord and saviour at every turn. Jesus died so you just go ahead and get yours and then declare that youre forgiven. "Yours" can include killing others to be viciously petty, just be an "american christian".

Its so enticing, I just cant see how or why religion and faith is in its death throws.../s

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squibletreply
kbin.social

I agree, but just going to be grammar pedantic and point out it's "throes".

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letsgoreply
lemm.ee

but just going to be grammar pedantic

...but I'm just going to be a spelling pedantic...

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squibletreply
kbin.social

I'm not perfect, myself. But anyway, I don't think one would say "a pedantic" given that it's an adjective.

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lemmy.world

Let death take my enemies by surprise; let them go down alive to the realm of the dead, for evil finds lodging among them.

~ Psalms 55:15

For the one in authority is God’s servant for your good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for rulers do not bear the sword for no reason. They are God’s servants, agents of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer.

~ Romans 13:4

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lemmy.world

I'm pretty sure neither of those says 'acting stupid' is an abomination worthy of death...

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lemmy.world

I'm not sure "act stupid" is an idiom that existed at the time the scriptures were written. But "do wrong" comes close enough. And the implication of the term is that you're engaging in some kind of threatening behavior, which would qualify you as one of "my enemies".

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Considering they were asked if they had guns and not threatened with guns, I'm not sure how that was threatening behavior.

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eestileibreply
sh.itjust.works

If you think Christianity is about peace, love, and acceptance, you've never read the Bible.

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lemmy.world

I mean... doesn't it technically only become Christianity with the new testament? Old testament doesn't even have that guy, it's just God being a dick. The Christ dude had a good message, but I think that's why they killed him.

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eestileibreply
sh.itjust.works

Like I said, you haven't read the new testament. I went to a Episcopalian- affiliated school so I've had to pass tests on the damn thing.

Now, for the record, I think Episcopalians have chosen to disobey the clear directions of their ostensible holy book to allow (e.g.) ordination of women and acceptance of some types of queer people, so I do have respect for that denomination to the extent that they deliberately misinterpret the Bible to not be a bunch of assholes.

But the religion itself? Nah.

Jesus is one of the best critics of religious phonies ever (particularly in Matthew), but he also frankly fetishized punishing people who didn't worship him with sufficient alacrity.

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Episcopalians strike me as a bunch of decent people trying real hard to make the best of a shit sandwich.

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lemmy.world

You didn't say "you haven't read the new testement" you said the Bible... I was being pedantic in that Christ was in the new testement, CHRISTianity and all that. I'm not religious, nor was I trying to argue the hypocrisy of this particular one. Although I do find it a funny coincidence that you listed the denomination I had been raised with. OoOOoh, maybe it's a sign there really IS a God!?

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eestileibreply
sh.itjust.works

You're right, there is a God. Send me 10% of your paycheck every two weeks and I'll put in a good word.

Also: no fapping.

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lemmy.world

That's more than tithes usually cost... so that must mean YOUR God is better, being more expensive! Sign me up!

...can I just apologize in a closet to you for fapping like usual?

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lemmy.world

He shall remain unclean as long as he has the disease; he is unclean. He shall live alone; his dwelling shall be outside the camp.

  • Leviticus 13:46

Pastor McShooty here somehow thinks that responsible disease management and reducing contagion isn't Biblical?

If so, why doesn't this part of Leviticus say "just have faith about it"? Like it's a pretty long section talking about physical inspections to try to determine between contagious and non-contiguous diseases and to separate from contagious people.

Seems unnecessary for the Pastor here though, as he just has faith.

I wonder if he's consistent such that he's similarly dismissive of other parts of Leviticus, such as chapter 18...

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Dkarmareply
lemmy.world

This dude doesn't read the Bible for context he reads the Bible for the parts that give him power.

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lemm.ee

Sadly, that probably applies to the supermajority of Christians in America.

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It also applies to every religion ever

Edit- in the idea that all religious books were written by men, in order to exert power in some way over another man

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sh.itjust.works

Growing up as an evangelical, I was basically taught to ignore the old testament, because Jesus dying changed all the rules.

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Except for anything about homosexuals and women. Those parts still apply somehow.

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lemm.ee

On multiple occasions God instructed people in the Bible how to make a medicine. Fuck idiots.

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Dammit, that's very similar to the joke response my housemate makes xD

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XTornadoreply
lemmy.ml

I should read that book sometime... clearly it isn't as dumb as I tought, as it seems is more sane that some people that act based on it are.

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pedroreply

It's probably not a very interesting read if you haven't been groomed early

The story is shit, the wording is weird and the list of characters is longer than in Game of thrones

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I wouldn't bother with it, a broken clock is right twice a day as well.

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"I'm not playing Democrat games" no you're not, you're just playing Republican propaganda games you fucking Fox news rotted brain jackoff....

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If only. I found out recently the federal law that is supposed to prevent political endorsements only applies to endorsing specific politicians and allows for churches to endorse legislation. It's bullshit.

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And God said "Wat chu lookin at, boy"

"Show up acting stupid and find out"

Jimbob 7:11

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Did she forget that the core of her entire religion is fear? What does the term "god-fearing" mean to her?

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lemm.ee

Religious fucks: "We follow christ."

Also religious fucks: "I'll fucking shoot you in your lgbtq liberal shitstain face."

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kbin.social

“We celebrate faith over fear…also we might shoot you.” 🤷‍♂️

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pharreply

...because we're scared of you and masks

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One of my go tos (there are a handful of people in my life who go to church occasionally but are aware enough to know it’s ridiculous) is “going to church? why? Here, Sit down. I’ll lie to you for an hour. And at least this way you can smoke weed while you listen to someone’s bullshit”

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kasereply
lemmy.world

No, by "find out," the pastor meant "we'll shoot you"

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SuperDuperreply
lemmy.world

Ah, my favorite commandment. "Thou shall commit murder if someone shows up to your backwater Church practicing basic public health etiquette."

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I mean, shooting bullets could probably be considered a (more efficient) form of stoning someone. It checks out lol

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Owen Morgan has been sounding the alarm about this guy for ages. Feels a bit weird to see his name showing up outside of Owen's channel. Glad other people seem to be aware of him, though.

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Wow. Don't show up unless you're happy to carry diseases from superspreader events like our services back to your elderly and vulnerable family, fuck them. Also in case you're feeling sporting, we'll throw in an up-front threat that if we decide you're acting stupid guns are fair game

Yeah no force on earth could get me to attend that sort of nonsense

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lemmy.world

Kind of a case of letting the problem solve itself, though. By all means, spread deadly contagions amongst yourselves. And then refuse medicine. Excellent… Excellent…

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Unfortunately they don't refuse medicine. They rush off to the nearest hospital an clog up the ICU beds.

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wonder how many of their faithful they fucking murdered with this bullshit.

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