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Rules for affording a home

rules for affording a home

  1. no avocado toast
  2. no starbucks
  3. no iphones
  4. no spending
  5. wait, why aren't you buying diamonds and having babies?
  6. why am i going out of business?
  7. please go back to buying stuff
  8. pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaase
  9. you don't have enough money?
  10. you need me to pay you more?
  11. #nObOddYwAnTsToWoRk
  12. i know, we need more babies
  13. ...
  14. let's ban abortion
  15. ???
  16. profit
  17. capitalism is great :)
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flickerreply
kbin.social

I gotta tell ya I finally bought one for the first time two months ago and I said "I've been broke my whole life, may as well see what the fuss is."

And after I said, "Now I see why my generation went broke on these!" Yummy!

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TheGreenGolemreply
lemm.ee

I've also never smoked and my Ferrari is right in front of my own house.

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onion
feddit.de

OP you gotta put a \ backslash infront of the #, otherwhise it turns the line into a headline

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Fried_out_Kombireply
lemmy.world

Ah, oddly enough it doesn't render as a headline for me, else I would have done that already. Fixed it!

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