Spyke
kbin.social

First to 420 nuggies shall ride eternal, shiny and chrome. And I myself will carry you through the gates of Valhalla.

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It will take all the Valkyriar to carry the mortal frame of the one who is worthy... May Bifrost support their most holy mass.

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lemm.ee

I get to 15 of a 20 piece and just...ugh. the human digestive tract wasn't meant to endure that kind of disrespect.

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mmmm ranchickennug slurry, just like mom used to pump from the feeding hose

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Dudewitbowreply
lemmy.ml

Probably took a while unless trained speed eater.

I personally attempted the 100 nugget challenge and the bottleneck for me actually wasn't getting full, it was that your jaw hurts a lot chewing through a shit ton of nuggets. I couldnt even imagine doing over 4x that amount in a sitting

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Boneheadreply
kbin.social

Just sounds like you need to start training by chewing gum at least 8 hours a day. And none of that Dentyne stuff, you need to find the cheapest pizza shop with the "Pink Gumball = Free Pizza!" gumball machines and chew those. Give it 6 months and 400 nuggets will seem like nothing.

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Bazooka Joe has entered the chat.

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I used to chew gum like 24/7 and then my jaw started clicking and stuff so idk that it would really help your muscles lol

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lemmy.world

When Burger King first came out with the $1.50 nuggets, my two friends and I got 90 between us.

Just 30 of those nuggets was too much. We all felt like shit afterward.

But we did enjoy the fun of asking for 90 nuggets in the drive through late at night.

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Bro forgot to use the replenish hunger buff from taking a drink 💀

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exactly. the trick is finding the exact bite of nugget that would leave you paralyzed and stopping right before that point

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kbin.social

إِنَّا ِللهِ وَإِنَّا إِلَيْهِ رَاجِعُوْن. اا

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