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Ashyr
sh.itjust.works

I will dispute the notion that you can disambiguate between old and new Spocks by hotness.

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SARGEx117
lemmy.world

What they have:

Literal magic

Immortal Vulcans that are a bit more chill

Personal cloaking device

Weapons that are impervious to scattering fields and ionized atmospheric radiation that renders phasers inoperable.

What we have

(see meme)

I see no downsides.

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theodewerereply
kbin.social

pretty sure Feanor was an Elf, and that dude had exactly the least amount of chill

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verity_kindlereply
lemmy.world

"Sure, root beer drinking humie, you can wed my daughter, if you bring me a jewel. It's somewhere in Minas Corva, good luck, there are five lights, seeyoudeadbye..."

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abbadon420reply
lemm.ee

Sure they are. They're just a wee bit racist. "If your fitlhy dwarve wants to pass through our woods, he must be blindfolded and our lord and lady will get to decide if he leaves the woods alive or not."

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Echo Dotreply
feddit.uk

Elves be crazy. Half the time they're in a giant strop about something or other usually beyond human comprehension because it's so petty.

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gruereply
lemmy.world

Personal cloaking device

Star Trek has that, too.

Weapons that are impervious to scattering fields and ionized atmospheric radiation that renders phasers inoperable.

And that:

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gregorumreply
lemm.ee

  • “Any sufficiently advanced technology appears to be magic to the primitive” — Picard, paraphrased

  • Vulcans are functionally immortal (remember)

  • ST also has personal cloaks. And transporters (better than giant eagles that only take you halfway)

  • Worf would do like a word about the Bat’leth and other assorted slicey things

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ikapoz
sh.itjust.works

No mention of salted pork or second breakfast. Obviously propoganda from a Big Trek shill

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