What is your favorite passive agressive insult to send in chat?
The type of thing where someone in a general school chat promotes something like the nft collection they are minting and you want to passively aggresivelly respond
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I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters.
Yeah, concern trolling is great for this. "Oh my god, Jennifer's account has been hacked by some bot selling essential oils! Someone should call her up and tell her so she can change her password."
That's a really good one
What the hell is this link
This might be a bot, careful what links you click
"Pretty sure that's a bot everybody, careful what links you click"
I’m so glad I didn’t have to grow up with “a general school chat.” Sounds like a fucking nightmare.
Well it's a society discord, but there is like 700 people on it and they just posted in general
That's...odd.
But then again smart phones weren't a thing when I was in school so most of this kinda stuff seems odd to me. I'm with the other guy, I'm glad I never had to deal with any nonsense resembling this.
Yeah 100%. School was hard enough pre-social media.
I can't fathom how anyone would enjoy being on a Discord server with more than a few dozen active users, and even then, more than a dozen or so active users at any given time. Above a certain threshold it just becomes noise.
Unless 97% of them never speak. Which, in my experience, is totally plausible.
Still. Weird way to do socials with schoolmates, imo. I would have expected students to self-select into smaller friend groups on Discord or TikTok or WhatsApp or Snapchat or whatever the hell people use now. Not coalesce into one giant digital town square. Not knockin' it, though. Seems like a neat idea.
97% do never speak, they're just here to get informations on upcoming events
I'll start. "Ah, someone got their account stolen"
*stolen
Fixing it thank you!
"FYI, some troll hacked your account and is posting stupid shit."
"Wow, I would never have the courage to do that."
My favourite so far!
Whenever someone has a very traditional, conservative discourse online, I like to ask if their vision is based on movement. 🦖
Oh I love this, this is really really good
I'm really fond of this one... You can use it in so many contexts.
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"Yikes".
I can't tell you how much I care what you think. Thanks very much for sharing!
If everyone was as perfect as you, the world would be a very boring place.
Wow. Thousands of years, billions of humans. And I got lucky to find the one human who is the pinnacle of evolution, who possesses all knowledge, has unlocked the secrets of the universe. How did you achieve this? Please, tell me your secret.
"ok"
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(Low effort helps)
This one even has a bunch of great gifs to supplement it if they insist on engaging.
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Classic!
I'm going to fuck your dad and give him a child that he actually loves.
I read it as a male and was confused for a few seconds.
I'm a guy too. It's a quote from a female streamer that has been passed around my friend group for a while.
That's not passive aggressive. That's just aggressive.
Especially if he follows through. That's everything but passive 😬
If it's a conservative or religious person trying to justify something:
"That's really interesting, why do you think --insert brief summary of their topic/first sentence-- ?"
Continue this until they realize they've either painted themselves into a corner or they realize I'm trolling them several monologues/pages later. It's the uno reverso card when they try wasting my time.
That's not an insult, it's a specific form of trolling/harassment called sealioning.
That's really interesting. Why do they call it sealioning?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sealioning
Some comic from 2014
TIL
"Cool! What are they for?"
"Let's change the subject."
For NFT specifically I'd link the olive garden NFT project and encourage people to mint those unlimited bread sticks.
None. I hate pass-aggro; I'd rather be dry (bald-on record) or upfront (plain aggro).
What I'd do in this case depends mostly on
For #2 and #3, on best hypothesis (no insistence + I don't care about others) I'd simply answer "not interested". However, get me motivated enough and I'll be rather colourful with language usage, to the best that the platform allows me. Such as:
Followed by blocking the moron for the sake of my own sanity.
"You can do whatever you want"
Don't see a reason to reply anything
Don't see a reason to reply anything
Don't see a reason to reply anything
Is AI asking this? Ahahaha
No?
"gg git gud" but I only when I lose the match.
A lot of the people I encounter are hypochondriacs, and someone asked me if it was me being caring or me being passive-aggressive that I can be found telling them all the things they didn't know they might have. I paused for a moment and replied "...maybe."
Late to the party but I recently saw one online that is now my favourite.
"You look like you drop regular loot when you're eliminated".
A great one mate
End w Kind Regards... scathing
I usually ask worthless people to check out reddit. Does that count?
"Oof"
People get pretty pissed over the "Rammus OK" emote after every message.
"No thanks."
I usually just make alt accounts and just be proper aggressive
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK ILL SHOOT YOUR MOTHER IN THE HEAD AND RAPE YOUR SISTER TILL SHE LOOKS LIKE A DELETED SCENE FROM JOHN CARPENTER'S "THE THING" (1982) KILL YOURSELF"
I usually use this when I'm mad but don't want a confrontation.
I think you've missed the passive part of it.
I think people missed the part were this is pretty funny and downvoted it thinking he misunderstood.