Spyke
lemmy.world

I can just picture the situation before he was due to speak. His advisors saying “Mr Trump, remember, he’s the president of Hungary. The country is Hungary”

Trump then thinks to himself, “Riiight, Hungary, it’s Hungary, Hungary. Mmm, I’m hungry, really hungry. You know what I could go right now? A Turkey sandwich. Mmm, Turkey….”

Goes on stage, “Viktor Orbán, what a great leader of Turkey”

It’s such a stupid premise it has to be true. The man is basically Homer Simpson at this point.

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IninewCrowreply
lemmy.ca

You shouldn't be insulting Homer Simpson like that

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Homer loves his wife and kids. The Orange Shitgibbon? Not so much.

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aussie.zone

So I’m trying to keep this straight…

Recently

Trump said Oban is the President of Turkey Trump said Republicans eat their babies. Trump said he beat Obama in 2016 Trump said he saved us from WW2 breaking out?

No wonder he is Donald Ducking the Republican debates. If he ever had it he is losing it quickly.

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BReelreply
lemmy.one

Wait what’s the tldr on the baby one? Somehow I missed that one 🤣

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Simply amazing. There truly is always a X-Crete.

Tyty!

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In 2016 he was telling the lie so much that his inauguration had more attendees than Obama's that his mind believes he beat Obama, but can't remember the details anymore.

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My elderly parents, when they talk about geopolitical conspiracy theories, always confuse Erdoğan and Orbán.

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Honestly, there's a nugget of truth. Orban not being a president is the best presidential effort he can provide.

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