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Gormadtreply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

Gamers when their AC is 4: "Time for some sea shanties and forgetting about the story"

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LemmysMumreply
lemmy.world

When you unintentionally make the best pirate game ever.

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My spouse bought me Origins when it came out because I played a lot of Black Flag, causing her to mistakenly think that I really liked Assassin's Creed. She realized after my reaction to it was "thanks for the new game, that's a nice gift" rather than "holy shit! I've been waiting this game!" that I was, in fact, playing Black Flag because it was a pirate game, that just happened to be an Assassin's Creed game, and hadn't actually played much of the earlier ones.

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Attaxalotlreply
ttrpg.network

Armored Core, Assassins Creed, Animal Crossing, Ace Combat, or Ace Attorney?

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My brain still defaults to 2nd edition. Armor class 70 means a sloth wielding a toothpick would have to fumble to miss me

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I didn't think you could get an AC above 20 in 2nd edition. It took a while, but I default to 3.0/3.5 partially because of that AC system.

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I thought this was gonna be a post about the perfect Armored Core 😞

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Europeans when Americans use Fahrenheit: 😵‍💫

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Every enemy pulls out wands of Magic Missile.

Your armour begins to glow red hot.

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AC in D&D referrs to Armor Class. It is a measurement of how tough you are, or what the enemy has to roll on a 20 sided die to hit you. With an AC of 70 the opponent needs a bonus of at least 50, and even then, they only hit on a roll of 20. To have an attack bonus that high, you are probably a god or a titan.

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