Spyke
lemmy.world

Tbh I’m one of the guys trying to carry as many chairs as I can. That’s because I want stuff to be done as fast as possible. So more chairs per run = less time spent doing chores 🤷‍♀️

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literature.cafe

You whores are going to hell.

Everyone knows oral is sex, that's why Bill Clinton is a liar and deserves crucifixion.

You need to use the poophole loophole.

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jaybonereply
lemmy.world

Wait, oral is sex but anal is not? This is opposite world.

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new_guyreply
lemmy.world

That's because the anus is the opposite end of the mouth tube. The math checks out.

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Ever heard of soaking

Its only sex if you pump more than twice

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lemmy.ca

I've never been able to get more than 4 in each hand of that style and that's hard to manage.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

If yer willing to sit around and ignore the guy talking at you then free pizza was free pizza

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lemmy.world

POV: you're from the US and enter a Catholic church, only to find they use pews instead of chairs.

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Catholic churches have basements with folding tables and chairs and just as much repressed sexuality being expressed through mediocre feats of strength.

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Here, fellowship lunch is usually done in a separate area from the main church area, we still have pews, though we don't put them in gyms.

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Me after AA meeting is over trying to be useful after being called out for not working the 12 steps.

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lemmy.ml

Big chairs... Must have a small one and he's trying to make up for it. That's what I would have thought of I went to church. But I don't. I can now think other things 😜.

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But were you trying to get ladies whilst doing so?

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