Spyke

That was a perfect correction. I didn't want to say anything because the joke was funny, and my thought process was pedantic, but you corrected it and kept it funny. Well done.

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That's why when I grab my popcorn at the cinema I loudly proclaim "no homo" before going down on Bruce, my coworker.

Wouldn't want it to get awkward

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Nah they just forked it and hardened the kernel so much it became a nut.

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lemmy.ml

What about girlcock? Checkmate, everyone is gay in one way or another

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lemmy.ml

Warm seed can come from women too, is all I'm saying

Also, I think it's time we stop thinking in gay and straight terms. Way too restrictive, sexuality is just more complex than that.

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kbin.social

I think "gay/straight " describe more than 90% of people. It is useful. What is not useful is making politics out of this, including blaming the other side for being immoral, and "identity politics".

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lemmy.ml

All I'm saying is that describing attraction based on appearance can often make things much easier than stricly basing it on sex or gender identity.

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kbin.social

Ah! Got you. However, girlclock is part of appearance too.

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Oh yeah, absolutely. And that's what I mean by saying sexuality is complex, people can have such a wild mix of preferences.

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How did you know I was currently putting that warm salty goodness in my mouth right now?

Screw you corn police, can't tell me what's gay.

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Making sonic memes and saying bazinga is gay because anything outside of the actual sexual preference is socially constructed "performance norms" and I can make up whatever the fuck I want.

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