dadjokes·Dad JokesbyTug Did you hear about the king that was only 12 inches tall?He was a great ruler.View original on lemmy.world184Comments8
MMindSkipperBro12 lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyFor any of you overseas, a ruler is about 12 grams in length for y’all.9
30cm in normal units
That’s an average ruler.
But many peasants were crushed beneath his foot.
For any of you overseas, a ruler is about 12 grams in length for y’all.
Our king is a benevolent liter.
Imperial joke, nice
Would have made a better footman.
If he is particularly good at making cheese shavings, its a grate ruler