🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆 yiffit.net12Hide 12 repliesMe: "There should be a Boy Scouts for adults." Me, 3 seconds later: "Oh yeah. Military..."39Reply
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆 replyyiffit.net2Hide 2 replies"Oh no... I guess I have to eat the cookie again." - My gay ass11Reply
theodewere replykbin.social2Hide 2 repliesGeorge first taught the Army the Cookie Doctrine at Valley Forge, but then their dicks started to freeze and break off6Reply
SSocialMediaRefugee replylemmy.worldThen there is "hurry up and wait". "Everyone has to cum on the cookie by 5am but stare at it until 2pm."1Reply
SSocialMediaRefugee replylemmy.worldI just want a NOLS type thing for adults instead of just teens.1Reply
LazaroFilm lemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesQuestion: are potatoes a vegetable. If so, do I get that badge if I eat French fries?10Reply
TTimewornTraveler replylemm.ee1Hide 1 replyculinary terms are pretty arbitrary but when a dietician extolls eating vegetables they're not talking about starches like potatoes and corn6Reply
LazaroFilm replylemmy.worldSo you’re saying that potatoes aren’t really a vegetable, so it’s a bit of a starch to count them as such in your diet?3Reply
uuncouthterran reddthat.com1Hide 1 replyWould actually be down to have these on a denim jacket or something9Reply
HHairyOldCoot lemmy.ca2Hide 2 repliesWe don't need no stinking badges! (Just in case: not hate, just a possibly obscure reference)6Reply
TTryingToEscapeTarkov replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyThe Treasure of the Sierra Madre or Blazing Saddles?1Reply
SSocialMediaRefugee lemmy.worldThis is what video game achievements are for. They give adults the feedback life usually doesn't give.5Reply
guyrocket kbin.socialWell this is depressing AF. I think I need to pay my bills now and do other mind-numbingly boring and mundane tasks.4Reply
MM137 lemm.ee2Hide 2 repliesThe "ate a vegetable" is more of a kids badge, though. Adults generally like vegetables more than kids and choose to eat them more often. I feel like this was made by some 'murican whale that only eats fast food and drinks soda.-4Reply
daddyjones replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyI'm an adult, I'm not American, I don't only eat fast food or only drink soda, but I do hate vegetables.2Reply
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Me: "There should be a Boy Scouts for adults."
Me, 3 seconds later: "Oh yeah. Military..."
"Oh no... I guess I have to eat the cookie again." - My gay ass
Cut out the cookie...
that sounds like something a seaman would say
George first taught the Army the Cookie Doctrine at Valley Forge, but then their dicks started to freeze and break off
Armies didn't exist before George Washington
ours didn't
Icky cookie?
Then there is "hurry up and wait". "Everyone has to cum on the cookie by 5am but stare at it until 2pm."
I just want a NOLS type thing for adults instead of just teens.
Question: are potatoes a vegetable. If so, do I get that badge if I eat French fries?
culinary terms are pretty arbitrary but when a dietician extolls eating vegetables they're not talking about starches like potatoes and corn
So you’re saying that potatoes aren’t really a vegetable, so it’s a bit of a starch to count them as such in your diet?
Yes. Approved by me.
Would actually be down to have these on a denim jacket or something
Be the change you want to see
We don't need no stinking badges!
(Just in case: not hate, just a possibly obscure reference)
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre or Blazing Saddles?
Yep, Treasure of the Sierra Madre.
This is what video game achievements are for. They give adults the feedback life usually doesn't give.
These unlock the trophy hunter in me.
If somebody actually wants merit badges, the Rebel Badge Club exists.
I'd never get that Netflix badge.
Well this is depressing AF. I think I need to pay my bills now and do other mind-numbingly boring and mundane tasks.
I would enjoy shows a lot more if I could stop at just 1 episode.
I will get the bottom left and right badges one day, I swear.
Very good meme! I likey very much.
The "ate a vegetable" is more of a kids badge, though. Adults generally like vegetables more than kids and choose to eat them more often.
I feel like this was made by some 'murican whale that only eats fast food and drinks soda.
I'm an adult, I'm not American, I don't only eat fast food or only drink soda, but I do hate vegetables.
Same, am whale. Plankton ftw.